Thursday, March 3, 2011

Thoughts

Being from middle America, this Oat totally sees the affects the economy has had on the country. People are defaulting on mortgages, cannot pay off their credit card debts, filing for bankruptcy, losing jobs, and ultimately collecting unemployment checks which BARELY feed and provide a decent life for their families.  The average unemployment check in America is 293 dollars. People depend on this to well, totally not die, which would be a totally hot mess situation. Which brings me to my next point.

If you were totally unemployed what would YOU do with your unemployment checks? Would you buy new designer purses? Eat at restaurants (average 40 dollars per person) every single night? Book vacations to the most expensive city in the world, New York? I know this Oat totally would. Shop at Whole Foods? SURE WHY NOT. While people are totally barely surviving (remember worshipers, 15.3% of Americans are living below the poverty line, making that roughly 4,697,000 borderline cardboard box people). If I were totally these people who hardships have unwillingly fallen upon, I would spit on these people blowing through unemployment on, lets face it useless shit neccessities.

This totally could be a flaw in America. Receiving unemployment checks and buying non essential items. Perhaps the American Government should ask for sales receipts from those collecting funemployment? THE United States of America has a deficit of $14,182,756,906,173.27 (that's trillion my readers, not billion), ALL the while signing the fronts of checks so people can buy designer hand bags. But how are you supposed to totally babe hunt and land that stud without looking HOT. I guess you can you can just totally buy a man in a vending machine.

Until next time my loyal subjects, keep these figures in mind.

Love
The Babe Hunter.

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