Do YOU ask people to take pictures of YOU doing the most inane shit?
What do these people say?
Do you pretend to read a book all the while getting your picture taken while pretending to do so?
Do these people laugh?
Surely, people cannot encourage this?
Does it not get embarrassing?
Do you take pictures of things but throw in other things, in say, the background just to attempt to show off? (oops OMG, I took a picture of my amazing gym locker, gee i hope people see my totally hot mess handbag next to it and say OH WOW IT IS SOO NICE in attempts to garner the most attention possible? Hot mess. Babe hunt.)
Love
Babe Hunter.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Friday, March 4, 2011
Addendum
As tax season totally creeps up on us (I know, I am so creepy, but a role model?), it occurs to this oat that my Taxes paid throughout the year go to not supporting starving families, but rather for people to dine at nice restaurants, and buy designer bags. Yet another totally hot and messy situation the United States has put us in.
What are YOUR thoughts on having your hard earned money go to such things?
Get at me babes, TheBabeHunter1@gmail.com with your thoughts. It might take you a while to totally get a response from me because I am totally buying MEN at the magic new thing they just invented here; a vending machine.
What are YOUR thoughts on having your hard earned money go to such things?
Get at me babes, TheBabeHunter1@gmail.com with your thoughts. It might take you a while to totally get a response from me because I am totally buying MEN at the magic new thing they just invented here; a vending machine.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Thoughts
Being from middle America, this Oat totally sees the affects the economy has had on the country. People are defaulting on mortgages, cannot pay off their credit card debts, filing for bankruptcy, losing jobs, and ultimately collecting unemployment checks which BARELY feed and provide a decent life for their families. The average unemployment check in America is 293 dollars. People depend on this to well, totally not die, which would be a totally hot mess situation. Which brings me to my next point.
If you were totally unemployed what would YOU do with your unemployment checks? Would you buy new designer purses? Eat at restaurants (average 40 dollars per person) every single night? Book vacations to the most expensive city in the world, New York? I know this Oat totally would. Shop at Whole Foods? SURE WHY NOT. While people are totally barely surviving (remember worshipers, 15.3% of Americans are living below the poverty line, making that roughly 4,697,000 borderline cardboard box people). If I were totally these people who hardships have unwillingly fallen upon, I would spit on these people blowing through unemployment on, lets face ituseless shit neccessities.
This totally could be a flaw in America. Receiving unemployment checks and buying non essential items. Perhaps the American Government should ask for sales receipts from those collecting funemployment? THE United States of America has a deficit of $14,182,756,906,173.27 (that's trillion my readers, not billion), ALL the while signing the fronts of checks so people can buy designer hand bags. But how are you supposed to totally babe hunt and land that stud without looking HOT. I guess you can you can just totally buy a man in a vending machine.
If you were totally unemployed what would YOU do with your unemployment checks? Would you buy new designer purses? Eat at restaurants (average 40 dollars per person) every single night? Book vacations to the most expensive city in the world, New York? I know this Oat totally would. Shop at Whole Foods? SURE WHY NOT. While people are totally barely surviving (remember worshipers, 15.3% of Americans are living below the poverty line, making that roughly 4,697,000 borderline cardboard box people). If I were totally these people who hardships have unwillingly fallen upon, I would spit on these people blowing through unemployment on, lets face it
This totally could be a flaw in America. Receiving unemployment checks and buying non essential items. Perhaps the American Government should ask for sales receipts from those collecting funemployment? THE United States of America has a deficit of $14,182,756,906,173.27 (that's trillion my readers, not billion), ALL the while signing the fronts of checks so people can buy designer hand bags. But how are you supposed to totally babe hunt and land that stud without looking HOT. I guess you can you can just totally buy a man in a vending machine.
Until next time my loyal subjects, keep these figures in mind.
Love
The Babe Hunter.
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