The Phrase "Hot Mess"

Hey Babes.

Today I just want to take the time to examine the phrase.. Hot Mess.  Hot Mess I guess is some term to describe a persons totally douchebag-ness that overly sassy girls have taking a sudden liking to. It seems to have spawned from... well I don't know where it spawned from? Sounds like something those ugly old whores from Sex and the City started using to describe their coolness? Upon hearing this terrible phrase, this Oat knows people curl their toes in an attempt to ward off the Douche Chills this phrase evokes. Hot Mess. If a person openly contradicts themselves discusses their grievances toward certain foodie terms, yet continues to use this nightmare of a phrase with no problem at all, this blogger just cannot understand the mindset. The only people who encourage the use of this are other simpletons who think it is cute and or funny, and or over the top sassy. I do not know why I am the first blogger to openly wish this phrase will go down in the heat of flames like Hosni Mubarak. HOWEVER, my little blogging subjects who worship me, there is a right time to use HOT MESS. It is when the local homeless bum shits on the sidewalk and you step in it.
This Blog post is a total hot mess.
Hot Mess