Just a quickie tonight, babes, just like I like my total hot babe sessions.

If you totally can't take advice from people at the gym, please totally don't try to give advice on a blog.

Thanks Babes.

Love Babe Hunter

Quick Update My Worshippers

Hey Sasses
I was just wondering.... How many "Healthy Food", and "Makeup and Beauty Tips" blogs are there on the internet? Seems like every girl over the age of 21 think they know about food and have to write about it. Do these girls not realize they are all talking about the same things? These girls do not even credit the ORIGINAL healthy food blog that they ripped off.... just keep pretending it's all their original ideas.
At least my blog is original. I never ripped anything off.

Love
Babe Hunter

The Phrase "Hot Mess"

Hey Babes.

Today I just want to take the time to examine the phrase.. Hot Mess.  Hot Mess I guess is some term to describe a persons totally douchebag-ness that overly sassy girls have taking a sudden liking to. It seems to have spawned from... well I don't know where it spawned from? Sounds like something those ugly old whores from Sex and the City started using to describe their coolness? Upon hearing this terrible phrase, this Oat knows people curl their toes in an attempt to ward off the Douche Chills this phrase evokes. Hot Mess. If a person openly contradicts themselves discusses their grievances toward certain foodie terms, yet continues to use this nightmare of a phrase with no problem at all, this blogger just cannot understand the mindset. The only people who encourage the use of this are other simpletons who think it is cute and or funny, and or over the top sassy. I do not know why I am the first blogger to openly wish this phrase will go down in the heat of flames like Hosni Mubarak. HOWEVER, my little blogging subjects who worship me, there is a right time to use HOT MESS. It is when the local homeless bum shits on the sidewalk and you step in it.
This Blog post is a total hot mess.
Hot Mess

Hey Babes

Contrary to popular belief my little oats, Wikipediaing oats and going to the gym for ONE SASSY HOUR per day, does NOT make you a health expert. Likewise, following online recipes does not make you Julia Child, and blogging about these recipes DOES NOT make you that stupid sassy girl from the Julia Child movie.

Pure Cane Sugar?? Total Fab FLOP

Totally not to contradict yourselves or anything!!!!

Hey Babes

Today is totally National Pizza Day. For a foodie such as myself, this is most totes a big deal. I must say anything but normal pizza is totally delish. You name it readers, feta, goat cheese, pesto, whole wheat dough, OMG, sounds so amazing disgusting. I will totally pretend to like this to stay sassy for my readers. Later tonight I will totally go to Whole Foods and flirt with the pizza station babe. Wow is he a HOTTIE. The way he cuts those slices of pizza, almost as if he forgets that he works for 5.45 an hour at a glorified supermarket. OMG, TOTALLY babe husband material. I will go to the gym after eating bird food for dinner, and work off those peas and oats. Man Zone, here I come! I have to make sure my Four Square is working, because I know the world cares sooooo much of where I have been for the last 3 hours. My life is THAT important readers.
Let me tell you, This Girl knows where it's at. Follow everything I do, and you will be on the right track.

Coming soon totally fab reviews on products.

Love and Feta
BH

Babe Hunting

Hey Girlies.
I just came back from the gym, and boy are my eyes and legs tired. After I took many pictures at the gym, clearly disturbing the real babes from their workout, I couldn't help but notice babes to the left of me and babes to the right of me. However, CAUTION, the babes were in the dreaded MAN ZONE area. Tee Hee, Oh No! I was nervous to enter the zone, I mean NO GIRL has EVER decided to lift weights in the gym. Trust me on that, my friend totally was the first girl EVER to break on through to the other side.  I noticed these babes totally noticed me. I do not know if it was because they were annoyed that we were posing for pictures, or they generally thought I was SASSSSSYY and wife material????!!!??? Maybe next time I will build up enough confidence to annoy work out next to these studs.

What do you girlies think??

Love and Oats
Babe Hunter